Song Squawk – Attack Of The Pulpit Masters


In the mid nineties, I had a little red Buick and a big ol’ bass box in the trunk, and would listen to “Christian Rock”, cranked to 11.

(What did you say?  Huh?  Can  you say that again, I didn’t hear you….)

I have gotten away from that genre for many reasons, the least of which may be a loss of hearing, but some songs have stuck with me over the decades.

The artist’s I listened to sought to reflect Scriptural teaching for the most part. They ranged from “preaching” pop culture religion to significant theological teaching. As I listened to the lyrics, I found some to be quite challenging.

To be honest, I listened because I could justify the rock beat with “sanctified lyrics”.

Occassionaly I will post a song, supply the lyrics and make a comment or two. If you decide to listen to the tune, turn the speaker down unless you are already deaf. Some of the songs tend to have a certain “volume” about them!


This post will consider Attack Of The Pulpit Masters. I haven’t listened to these guys for years and when I saw the title of the song, I took another listen. An interesting topic to consider!

Attack Of The Pulpit Masters – by The Swirling Eddies

Attack of the pulpit masters
They’re coming again
Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
They are coming again
Oh no!
We’re swooning
Swooning!
Whoa nelly!
We’re swooning again!

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Attack of the pulpit masters
They’re marching over the land
Well, we all need Jesus
Not these clowns again
But oh no, here we go!
We’re swooning!
Swooning!
Whoa nelly!
We’re swooning again!

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We’re swooning
We’re spinning
A swirling eddy
A spinning, sucking whirlpool of movie-going, rock and rolling, beer-drinking, smoking, drug-addicted porno, porno people
You’re the porno people
Swirling and swooning and spinning
And deeper and under the spell of the pulpit masters
Spinning, swirling, jibbering, jabbering, jumping, happy, sweating!
Here we go again!
Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
They’re coming again!
Oh no, I didn’t think we’d ever swoon again!
Oh no, we’re swooning
Swooning
Whoa nelly!

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Take a listen!

Let me know what you think of the lyrics, and of the tunes!


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